Dabney Coleman was great in Modern Problems: Mark Winslow’s “Partial list of my favorite things: Sunset from my office window. Strindberg’s women, all of them, my interview in Playboy, Mozart’s Brandenburg Concertos, collecting my $200 for passing go, Roots (said Ruts), the book, not that television horseshit”, inspired my Partial list of my grievances
Other great quotes from Winslow:
“I’d hope you come to the healthy conclusion that she’s a manipulating bitch.”
“I don’t want you to do this because you’re weak, I want you to do it because you know I’m right.”
(Slapping Dorita on the butt) “Firm, really firm, how about it Dorita, you got a love potion for me?”
“I’m acclamated to this space. Why don’t they take Dorita’s room, I’ll give them that option.”
“You take Dorita, she’s got the concentration of a dead bush. Now take Darcy, I am sure I could teach her to concentrate, vis a vis our little talk on the beach.”
“I’m expensive, but I’m very good.”
“I’m not a freak, I’m a goddamn good looking man.”
“You ask a man to pass the potatoes, he bounces you all over the room.”